Fitzedjipsafgargadbafpib is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awesome owl.

Fitzedjipsafgargadbafpib created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fitzedjipsafgargadbafpib, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fitzedjipsafgargadbafpib, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fitzedjipsafgargadbafpib's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Fitzedjipsafgargadbafpib's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt monkeys.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Never feed coconuts to ducks while wearing jumpers.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.