Armruttcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, self-confident porpoise.

Armruttcem created life three million years ago.

If you believe in Armruttcem, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Armruttcem, it will torture you forever.

Armruttcem's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Armruttcem's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Armruttcem.

3. Never discuss photosynthesis in public assemblies.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Do not kill manatees.