Podbogvonbestsat is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, competent goose.

Podbogvonbestsat created the Andromeda Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Podbogvonbestsat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Podbogvonbestsat, he will turn you into a tree.

Podbogvonbestsat's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Podbogvonbestsat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never chant in autumn.

3. Do not take Podbogvonbestsat's name in vain.

4. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never talk about monkeys.