Vigfonstanhub is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unfair meerkat.

Vigfonstanhub created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigfonstanhub, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vigfonstanhub, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Vigfonstanhub's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Vigfonstanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not hurt manatees.

4. Run away from green frogs, for they are unholy.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vigfonstanhub.