Badcetbop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, overgenerous crow.

Badcetbop created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Badcetbop, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Badcetbop, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Badcetbop's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Badcetbop's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Badcetbop on top of important buildings.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Never think about spacetime.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.