Quillsastof is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, contented coyote.

Quillsastof created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Quillsastof, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quillsastof, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Quillsastof's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Quillsastof's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

2. Never go into mauve rooms.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never approach rivers carrying clay.

5. Always help snails.