Sandkamxem Tunrottab is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, resourceful dove.

Sandkamxem Tunrottab created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandkamxem Tunrottab, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandkamxem Tunrottab, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sandkamxem Tunrottab's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Sandkamxem Tunrottab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not sprint at forests.

3. Do not fashion sacred items from bone.

4. Always help great tits.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.