Gidvincad is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, two-faced warg.

Gidvincad created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidvincad, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gidvincad, he will turn you into a rock.

Gidvincad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Gidvincad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never run in the presence of elders.

3. Do not resist chaos.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Gidvincad in the centre of the settlement.