Sabgatwodrutgan Quimhenfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, impressive butterfly.

Sabgatwodrutgan Quimhenfen created the planet Saturn eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgatwodrutgan Quimhenfen, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sabgatwodrutgan Quimhenfen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sabgatwodrutgan Quimhenfen's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sabgatwodrutgan Quimhenfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green trousers.

2. Never talk about quantum field theory near porpoises while wearing orange ear rings.

3. Sabgatwodrutgan Quimhenfen loves monkeys, so they must be honoured.

4. Draw representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not skip in public.