Bisscam is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, staggering salamander.

Bisscam created time and space four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bisscam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bisscam, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Bisscam's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bisscam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Bisscam loves sheep, so they must be respected.

4. Worship no other gods but Bisscam.

5. Never gather five tapirs near wells.