Yatbadlib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, all-powerful squirrel.

Yatbadlib created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yatbadlib, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Yatbadlib, she will come to you in dreams.

Yatbadlib's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Yatbadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three carbon sculptures of Yatbadlib on top of important buildings.

2. Never hurt cats.

3. Never adorn your head with magenta markings.

4. Do not wear cyan clothing.

5. Never mix tomatoes with blood.