Bogbassmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, strong crab.

Bogbassmit created water six billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogbassmit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bogbassmit, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bogbassmit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Bogbassmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Hide from mauve rats for they are unholy.

4. Never handle platinum while unclean.

5. Never discuss amino acids in public assemblies.