Babjignar is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, quiet toad.

Babjignar created the Black Eye Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Babjignar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Babjignar, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Babjignar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Babjignar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six foxes approach from the north.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

4. Never paint your face purple.

5. Always wear indigo.