Gumbethim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, deceitful walrus.

Gumbethim created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumbethim, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gumbethim, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gumbethim's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gumbethim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing fawn hats and balancing nine carbon spheres on your head.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gumbethim.

3. Never allow moths to sleep beneath your roof.

4. Never paint your back yellow.

5. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.