Vonkfasciss is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying salamander.

Vonkfasciss created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfasciss, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vonkfasciss, it will be very sad.

Vonkfasciss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Vonkfasciss' Holy Commandments

1. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

2. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Vonkfasciss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.