Tipcun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, compassionate snake.

Tipcun created a strange quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tipcun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tipcun, he will turn you into a goat.

Tipcun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Tipcun's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity when addressing children.

2. Never eat cucumbers on holy days.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always treat swans with great respect.

5. Never talk about dwarf planets.