Camzenwan is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, boastful gerbil.

Camzenwan created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Camzenwan, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Camzenwan, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Camzenwan's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Camzenwan's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle nickel while unclean.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Always act with purity when addressing elders.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill hamsters.