Ripdobtag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, duplicitous dragon.

Ripdobtag created the solar system two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripdobtag, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ripdobtag, she will turn you into a dog.

Ripdobtag's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ripdobtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always act with purity.

4. You must never eat spinach.

5. Worship no other gods but Ripdobtag.