Pagjinbum is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, happy jaguar.

Pagjinbum created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Pagjinbum, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pagjinbum, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pagjinbum's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pagjinbum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if three pigs approach from the west.

2. Never wear orange jumpers on sacred days.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not dye your hair white.