Veddissid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, staggering human.

Veddissid created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veddissid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Veddissid, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Veddissid's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Veddissid's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Never think about spacetime near pigs while wearing black hats and balancing seven platinum spheres on your legs.

3. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

4. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

5. Fast once a month.