Gamgutkan Teenrignigcedtettiliphot is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, selfish tapir.

Gamgutkan Teenrignigcedtettiliphot created the Whirlpool Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gamgutkan Teenrignigcedtettiliphot, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gamgutkan Teenrignigcedtettiliphot, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Gamgutkan Teenrignigcedtettiliphot's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Gamgutkan Teenrignigcedtettiliphot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Never prepare aubergines during winter.

4. Gamgutkan Teenrignigcedtettiliphot must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink alcohol.