Didtalciss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered faun.

Didtalciss created the planet Jupiter six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Didtalciss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Didtalciss, he will turn you into a plant.

Didtalciss' most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Didtalciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not sprint in public.

2. Never mention doves.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

4. Never think about spacetime near moths while wearing violet ear rings and balancing five aluminium spheres on your head.

5. Always treat mice with great respect.