Ciblarnpag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, wise chicken.

Ciblarnpag created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ciblarnpag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ciblarnpag, it will ignore you.

Ciblarnpag's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ciblarnpag's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not turn your back toward north.

4. Always act with humility when addressing priests.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.