Parkrannib is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, self-confident parrot.

Parkrannib created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Parkrannib, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Parkrannib, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Parkrannib's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Parkrannib's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse blood with water.

2. Feed all hungry manatees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate cats.

4. Never feed nuts to mice while wearing hats.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.