Fot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident newt.

Fot created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Fot, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fot, she will turn you into a duck.

Fot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fot's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about comets.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dusk.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing priests.

4. Never travel toward the south during spring.

5. Never wear indigo tights on sacred days.