Madwapmit is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, awesome seal.

Madwapmit created time and space nine million years ago.

If you believe in Madwapmit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Madwapmit, it will make you grow a tail.

Madwapmit's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Madwapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never gather nine mites near towers.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Pray only in moonlight.

5. You must love Madwapmit.