Gebvan is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak shark.

Gebvan created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebvan, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Gebvan, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gebvan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Gebvan's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove rings before touching silicon.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never cross mountains at midnight.

4. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.