Cib is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, unfair beaver.

Cib created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cib, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cib, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cib's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Cib's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the west during autumn.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never touch water while clean.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Always act with purity when addressing strangers.