Gatabhat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered bird.

Gatabhat created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatabhat, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gatabhat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gatabhat's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gatabhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of signs.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gatabhat.

4. Do not prepare turnips while filled with envy.

5. Always wear mauve.