Stragzenpit is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome alligator.

Stragzenpit created an electron five million years ago.

If you believe in Stragzenpit, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stragzenpit, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Stragzenpit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Stragzenpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum field theory.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Learn eight new languages a year.