Vadtetti Ontgensas Gidsugnab is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, thoughtless centaur.

Vadtetti Ontgensas Gidsugnab created life two years ago.

If you believe in Vadtetti Ontgensas Gidsugnab, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Vadtetti Ontgensas Gidsugnab, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Vadtetti Ontgensas Gidsugnab's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Vadtetti Ontgensas Gidsugnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about enzymes.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never gather eight ducks in one place.

4. Learn four new languages a year.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.