Nelflapvedfub is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, conceited gnu.

Nelflapvedfub created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelflapvedfub, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nelflapvedfub, it will think nothing of it.

Nelflapvedfub's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Nelflapvedfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed figs to whales while wearing turquoise skirts.

2. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never sing in the presence of elders.