Ponlidcab is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, boastful penguin.

Ponlidcab created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ponlidcab, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ponlidcab, it will be very sad.

Ponlidcab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ponlidcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon cyan earth.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponlidcab.

5. Do not hurt aardvarks.