Pasyarljonqueegrulldubgat is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, almighty cobra.

Pasyarljonqueegrulldubgat created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pasyarljonqueegrulldubgat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pasyarljonqueegrulldubgat, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Pasyarljonqueegrulldubgat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Pasyarljonqueegrulldubgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Never talk about birds.

4. Never mention aardvarks.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.