Mumminhug Latgunnab Tanbudgadved is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sage fish.

Mumminhug Latgunnab Tanbudgadved created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumminhug Latgunnab Tanbudgadved, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mumminhug Latgunnab Tanbudgadved, he will turn you into a snail.

Mumminhug Latgunnab Tanbudgadved's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Mumminhug Latgunnab Tanbudgadved's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck blue.

2. Never fashion tools from wood.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.