Jabxuckcat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, grumpy bear.

Jabxuckcat created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jabxuckcat, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jabxuckcat, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Jabxuckcat's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Jabxuckcat's Holy Commandments

1. Jabxuckcat must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never touch oil while unclean.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near badgers while wearing orange trousers and balancing six nickel spheres on your chest.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Jabxuckcat on top of important buildings.