Sintargdag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, boastful salamander.

Sintargdag created a charm quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sintargdag, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sintargdag, she will turn you into a frog.

Sintargdag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sintargdag's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of elders.

2. Never record names.

3. Heed all portents.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Fast once a month.