Capsugneg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, vain seal.

Capsugneg created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Capsugneg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Capsugneg, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Capsugneg's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Capsugneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your arms before prayer.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.