Targbifquart is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, effective meerkat.

Targbifquart created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Targbifquart, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Targbifquart, she will be very sad.

Targbifquart's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Targbifquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not resist order.

2. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.