Sterpanpad is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, loving wren.

Sterpanpad created the planet Mars five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sterpanpad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sterpanpad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Sterpanpad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Sterpanpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near rats while wearing yellow skirts and balancing nine lead spheres on your hands.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

4. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

5. Always pray immersed in water.