Tarstikomin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, prudent jaguar.

Tarstikomin created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tarstikomin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tarstikomin, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Tarstikomin's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Tarstikomin's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Do not consume bread at dawn.

5. Never stain your feet with purple.