Carhontetti is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable fairy.

Carhontetti created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carhontetti, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Carhontetti, he will turn you into a mouse.

Carhontetti's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Carhontetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never approach forests carrying wood.

5. Do not resist balance.