Sanjen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome beaver.

Sanjen created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanjen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sanjen, it will turn you into a mole.

Sanjen's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sanjen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Sanjen's name in vain.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Never mix spinach with oil.

4. Pray towards the east.

5. Never eat parsnips on holy days.