Cancanlinyimvonkkancaryok is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witless octopus.

Cancanlinyimvonkkancaryok created the Large Magellanic Cloud three million years ago.

If you believe in Cancanlinyimvonkkancaryok, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cancanlinyimvonkkancaryok, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Cancanlinyimvonkkancaryok's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Cancanlinyimvonkkancaryok's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six gulls approach from the north.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not resist fate.

4. Cancanlinyimvonkkancaryok loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.