Cebxucbim is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud bat.

Cebxucbim created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebxucbim, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cebxucbim, she will turn you into a puffin.

Cebxucbim's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cebxucbim's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with indigo.

2. Never sprint in holy places.

3. Never gather five snakes in one place.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never eat cherries on days of mourning.