Capvilboss is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, intelligent cat.

Capvilboss created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Capvilboss, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Capvilboss, he will be mildly annoyed.

Capvilboss' most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Capvilboss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never mark doors with mauve.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Never allow great tits to witness sacred rites.