Gillantag Rawabxin is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy salamander.

Gillantag Rawabxin created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gillantag Rawabxin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gillantag Rawabxin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gillantag Rawabxin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Gillantag Rawabxin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black dolphins for they are unholy.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.