Tabcinfig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, benevolent unicorn.

Tabcinfig created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tabcinfig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Tabcinfig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tabcinfig's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Tabcinfig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

3. Feed all hungry monkeys.

4. Never allow grasshopers to witness sacred rites.

5. Never gather four horses in one place.