Liddumtin is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unjust dingo.

Liddumtin created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Liddumtin, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Liddumtin, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Liddumtin's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Liddumtin's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.