Jamkopzig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, all-knowing skunk.

Jamkopzig created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamkopzig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamkopzig, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Jamkopzig's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jamkopzig's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.